Meanwhile at Subaru...

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 01/12/2020 at 23:11 • Filed to: None

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WilliamsSW > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/12/2020 at 23:17

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First they come up with a sweet, sweet wagon and name it “grovel” spelled backwards (so we grovel for it) , now they name a good car FUCKS - - as in “America, we will give you no fucks”

someassemblyrequired > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/12/2020 at 23:24

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I was dead after reading this thread:

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/12/2020 at 23:26

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Oh for FUCKS sak e. Subaru needs to grow a pair and say f uck it, we’re ok with pissing people off over the f ucking name.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/13/2020 at 00:03

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Of course, Subaru of AMERICA got its knickers in a twist and did something lame in response   to something that happened on the other side of the world that had nothing to do with Subaru of AMERICA....

#whatwouldtrumpdo

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/13/2020 at 00:07

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Subaru to American dealers:

There will be no F.U.C.K.S. given. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 01/13/2020 at 00:23

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That puzzled me too, this car is from Singapore.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Chariotoflove 01/13/2020 at 00:24

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PZFV

Partially Zero Fucks Vehicle 

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/13/2020 at 00:28

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Basically, Subaru of America is assuming that all of its dealers and, by extension, all of its customers (both potential and real) are idiots.

DipodomysDeserti > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 01/13/2020 at 02:17

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Subaru of America realized they could get middle aged bros who sweared they’d never buy a CVT by alerting them to the fact that Subaru named a car FUCKe.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > DipodomysDeserti 01/13/2020 at 05:31

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Should have offered them a Damned Whopper to sweeten the deal !!

My bird IS the word > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/13/2020 at 07:24

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Its not just the naming. Its the totally unnecessary emphasis on an acronym.

Think we are going to get a BRAT FUCKS STI next?

functionoverfashion > Chariotoflove 01/13/2020 at 09:06

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MORE STARS REQUIRED

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Chariotoflove 01/13/2020 at 09:17

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I understand Subaru won’t be giving them away, but could I perhaps purchase a few F.U.C.K.S.?

Jim Spanfeller > My bird IS the word 01/13/2020 at 10:01

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That sounds like a tabloid headline...

Chariotoflove > functionoverfashion 01/13/2020 at 10:32

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Thank you I’m here all week. 

Chariotoflove > haveacarortwoorthree2 01/13/2020 at 10:34

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This is Texas not Singapore buddy. That’s illegal. You’ll just have to get your Subaru dealer drunk and then coax it out of him the American way. 

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 01/13/2020 at 11:24

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Seriously. Corporations are so cowardly with this kind of stuff. Focus your apologies on important things like recalls.

DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/14/2020 at 06:23

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Why are they against sex?